老外翻譯的「三字經」老外翻譯的「三字經」人之初: At the beginning of life,性本善: Sex is good.性相近: Basically, all the sex are 膠原蛋白same.習相遠: But it depends on how you do it.苟不教: If you do not practice all the time,性乃遷: Sex will leave you.教之道: The 酒店工作way of learning it貴以專: It is very important to make love with only one person.昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng擇鄰處: 西裝外套Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.子不學: If you don't study hard,斷機杼: Your dick will become useless.竇燕山: 開幕活動Dou, the Famous,有義方: Owned a very effective exciting medicine.教五子: All his five sons took it.名俱揚: And their sexual 酒店工作ability were well-known.養不教: If your children don't know how to do it,父之過: It is all your fault.教不嚴: If they had 裝潢lots of problems with it,師之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.子不學: You may refuse to study this,非房地產所宜: But that is a real mistake.幼不學: If you don't learn it in childhood,老何為: You will lose your ability when aged.玉不系統傢俱琢: If you don't exercise your organ,不成器: It won't become hard and strong.人不學: If you don't learn sex,不知義:節能燈具You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.


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